Pat and Mirror

This is the relationship of Pat and his Mirror. A love story that was written in the stars...or so it seemed...

Long ago, when Pat was just the cutest toddler you'd ever seen, he happened to be walking around. He was already kind of a boss at walking, strutting around all over the place, when something suddenly caught his attention out of the corner of his eye...it was himself. Everyday he'd walk by that mirror and be fascinated by his own reflection. And as the years went by, and Pat grew into the dashing young man, that reflection seemed to grow right along with him, showing him his own perfection.

Pat became a bit of a narcissist, mirror always reassuring him of his own greatness. It was a great relationship at first but when Pat grew into manhood, his attraction to women proved difficult for his mirror. Neglected and hurt, his mirror began showing him imperfections, as slight as they were, that came with puberty just to spite him. Pat grew angry with mirror and a fight broke out. With a mighty throw of his fist, Pat smashed his mirror to pieces, shattering their once great love. Their love was broken...as broken as the mirror.

Not long after, Pat found other mirrors and reflective surfaces to hook up with, admiring himself in all of them. However, there was always a part of him that worried that his former relationship would bring him bad luck, seven years of it. Someday perhaps, his luck would turn around, until then he wanders like a nomad, looking for a love so strong that it will make him compliment someone else.

Fun Facts:

 * Pat once said "Bloody Mary" three times in a row to Mirror. Mirror was not amused. It started a few day long rough patch in their relationship.
 * Their relationship suffered from being too similar, looking identical to each other.
 * Caroline once stepped in front of mirror to see if she could woo Pat...it failed.
 * Pat once hurt his penis trying to bang the Mirror.