The Squad's Mansion

This is the Mansion that King Stefan, Princess Caroline, Prince Vasil, Queen Natasha and Prince Patrick live in. Legends have it that King Stefan burned it to the ground and forced Tenken to rebuild it by hand as punishment for not being able to keep a wife.

King Stefan lived here first with his whores Demi and Felicity, the chat fool Kevin, know it all bitch Klelijah, and his butler Maccifer. Unfortunately, Stefan's whores escaped, his fool was banned for being foolish, Klelijah's big mouth got her hung, and Mac wandered off into the woods and was killed by the Devil. This left King Stefan all alone.

One night, lonely Stefan went to a local sex club and met the love of his life Natasha there. Natasha looked like Mila Kunis, had big boobies, and beautiful long legs. The two got married, and raised their three children Helen, Caroline and Patrick here.

King Stefan couldn't stand what a whore Princess Helen was and decided to strip of her title of Princess, and to buy her the castle next door, so she could be as much of a whore as she wanted, and no one would have to witness it. Because Helen got to move out, it was only fair that Caroline's boyfriend Vasil got to move in.

Caroline and Vasil eventually got married, and hired body guard Sora to guard the front of the mansion from anyone who might try to enter. So far, Sora has killed a local stalker named Dodo, a pervert named Blue, and a desperate whore named Megan.

Fun Facts:

 * It is rumored that there's a torture dungeon hidden underneath the floorboards of the mansion.
 * Keys are hidden under the doormat that kill anyone who isn't permitted to enter. These keys don't actually unlock anything, but they're fun to use on stupid strangers.
 * Prince Vasil's room contains every single kind of beer.
 * King Stefan used to fuck Felicity daily.
 * Prince Vasil was originally Lord Vasil. He became Prince due to marrying Princess Caroline.
 * King Stefan's bastard son Tom Snow, Tenken's Jesus loving son Thorarm, and the Klaroliner Bit Bit are locked in the dungeon for eternity.