The Cult of Klaroline

The Cult of Klaroline is a popular cult King Stefan started. King Stefan, in the past, use to piss off Klaroliners. He even declared war on them because his hatred of them ran so deep. This wasn't the smartest move King Stefan ever made.

The Klaroliners had over 100,000 warriors, while King Stefan had almost 20,000. The Klaroliners clearly had the numbers, and the King didn't have a chance to win this war. But being the brave King he was, he refused to give up.

He told Prince Vasil to bring in 300 men from Vasil's homeland Heineken who are ready to fight for their King. He also ordered Tenken to transform back into Banman, that way he could ban as many Klaroliners as possible. The Klaroliners threatened King Stefan with chat of burning Skype Falls to the ground. Angry over the threat, King Stefan and Prince Vasil got busy killing over 500 Klaroliners. Ex-Prince Tenken even managed to ban at least 320 Klaroliners. This was one of the greatest battles the world has ever seen. King Stefan, Prince Vasil, and Slave Tenken fought bravely, but failed to defeat the Klaroliners.

Upon realizing that he couldn't defeat the Klaroliners, King Stefan tried to befriend them. Afraid that the army of 100,000 Klaroliners will one day destroy and burn Skype Falls, King Stefan decided to start the cult now known as The Cult of Klaroline, making the shippers an ally to his Kingdom.

The Klaroliners liked the idea of Stefan's cult, and agreed to forget the past. But, all was not well as one Klaroliner didn't like this idea. Her name was Bit Bit, and she hated King Stefan with a passion. The King fought Bit Bitch in the name of his cult and eventually defeated her. Later, Stefan decided to lock Bit Bit in the dungeon, giving his bastard son Tom Snow and his Jesus loving nephew Thorarm something to play with. Tom Snow and Thorarm thanked King Stefan for his generosity, and enjoyed fucking Bit Bit each and every day.

Fun Facts:

 * When the battle ended, Tenken tried to ban King Stefan hoping that he will be free of slavery. But Tenken's powers didn't work on King Stefan.